Little Lulu's Halloween Fun

I can't believe Little Lulu got on a broom with that bitch, Witch Hazel ! Waz sup wit dat ?

Sometimes, Even The Nicest People Talk Dirty

Jim- "This wasn't quite what I had in mind when I asked you if you were open to idea of swinging..."

Nan- "I was just testing you, silly! That nice, new Mexican couple from down the block will be here in a minute. I hear that Juan has a big, fat enchilada dangling between his legs !"

Germaphobia Fifties Housewife "Plays Safe"

Too bad little Sallie May didn't take her mother's advice...

Sallie May (circa 1999)

They Don't Make Women Like Judy Canova Anymore...

I don't know about you, but I fuckin' love Judy Canova ! Sadly only two of her many films are easily availble on DVD. If you don't know who Judy Canova is, shame on you for calling yourself gay.

Screen Captures From Oklahoma Annie:

Today's Crop of Scans

Wonder if the carpet matches the drapes ?

You just know she's a freak in bed !

Do people even still use wax paper ?

February Is ?

Black History Month

I can't let February go by without celebrating Black History Month here at Imma Retro Bitch ! Here's some great retro ads form a 1972 issue of Ebony magazine :

How many of us could actually carry off an orange crushed-velvet jacket as well as this guy ? Hmmm ?

Is it me, or do all these women look like Dionne Warwick ?

Man, collars sure were big back then...

Now that is a DRESS !!!!

Do they still make Aftro Sheen ?

I had an aunt that smoked Kents back in the 70's.




Itchy pimples ? ewwwwww !





I have drag queen friends that would kill for that Afro-puff wig !






Duke hair product for men. Butch !




This guy looks like he's fixin' to nail this lady soon as he finishes his CigarLet.

Do yourself a big favorite and go to this great blog: http://bvikkivintage.blogspot.com/ for more vintage African American ads.

Krampus

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Nothing Like a Lucky

Do they even still make Lucky Strikes ?

New (for 1947) Leica Cameras

I have a Russian knock-off of this camera. Man, is it hard to operate ! I still use non-digital cameras, ya'll.

Tuffy

And let's not forget that Tuffy is perfect for scrubbing sin, stench, and dried jizz off your aching body the morning after you shove your latest Manhunt trick out the back door (hehehe, I said back door).

Spam,Wonderful,Spam

Crisco Is The Bomb !

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Dull Skin

Camay

Tums

Visking

Ya gotta love MEAT !

Duz

Listen Here

Natco

Tender Leaf

Time For French's

Time To Eat Outdoors

Go, Dog, Go