Friday, February 26, 2010

February Is ?


Black History Month


I can't let February go by without celebrating Black History Month here at Imma Retro Bitch ! Here's some great retro ads form a 1972 issue of Ebony magazine :



How many of us could actually carry off an orange crushed-velvet jacket as well as this guy ? Hmmm ?



Is it me, or do all these women look like Dionne Warwick ?




Man, collars sure were big back then...




Now that is a DRESS !!!!




Do they still make Aftro Sheen ?




I had an aunt that smoked Kents back in the 70's.




Itchy pimples ? ewwwwww !





I have drag queen friends that would kill for that Afro-puff wig !






Duke hair product for men. Butch !




This guy looks like he's fixin' to nail this lady soon as he finishes his CigarLet.



Do yourself a big favorite and go to this great blog: http://bvikkivintage.blogspot.com/ for more vintage African American ads.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Krampus

I ran across this article on the wonderful, Monsterama blog. Ya'll be sure and go visit this guy, ok !

On Dec. 5, the eve of the feast day of St. Nick, Austrians celebrate Krampus by running across the city in grotesque masks and generally scaring children. This is an extension of the good-cop, bad-cop theory. St. Nick makes his rounds on Dec. 6 rewarding all the good little children, a task which is made easy since Krampus has been out the night before, punishing pretty much the same children with a good switching.



HeHeHe, this picture always makes me giggle! Don't you just love that tongue ? Hmmm, I can think of a few things...

Again, with that sexy tongue...

Watch out, miss thang ! Looks like the boogerman done got your fat ass. I wouldn't be so quick to pull away. Remember, the tongue ?


Spooky !



"...uhhhh, mommie ? i think i just did a stinky in my drawers..."






Check out this really awesome article on Rotten.Com about Krampus:

Click here


Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Nothing Like a Lucky


Do they even still make Lucky Strikes ?

New (for 1947) Leica Cameras


I have a Russian knock-off of this camera. Man, is it hard to operate ! I still use non-digital cameras, ya'll.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Tuffy

And let's not forget that Tuffy is perfect for scrubbing sin, stench, and dried jizz off your aching body the morning after you shove your latest Manhunt trick out the back door (hehehe, I said back door).

Spam,Wonderful,Spam


Crisco Is The Bomb !