Tuesday, December 29, 2009

I Don't Understand !

Mary- "I don't understand ! Why are you leaving ? I swear I won't eat Taco Bell before anal sex again !"

Jack- "Too late, Mary ! I won't be knocking on your back door again..."

Mary - "Why ? What have I done ? As my mother always said to me, you can't travel a muddy road with getting a little mud on the tires now-n-then!"

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