Vintage Greeting Cards

from my stash...

The Yummy Foods Of Yesteryear.

Really ? I mean, seriously ? You guys actually used to eat shit food like this ? If someone brought this to a dinner table I was sitting at, I'd think they had a hellaciously wicked sense of humor.

I grew up on a farm. This  dish looks like something I'd step in when I ran through the cow pasture with no shoes on. Can we say, PLOP ?

I have no idea what this is. It appears to be some type of burrito ? Wait, is it oxtail ? Is that a mound of coleslaw in the middle and strawberries for garnish ? Wow. I'm taking my Zoloft early today.

Wanna Twiddle My Knobs ?

I think somebody is really excited about her new TV set !

Brrrr

Gurl, you better put some drawers on and quit showin' off your cootie ! Somebody is just begging for a cold, now ain't they ?

I Love This.

This could easily be the cover of my biography.

J. Evil Scientist